nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(via hotguysandpizza)

To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website

(via totally-rad-dude)

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via turnthomo)

ai-yo:

they saved her life

(via g-retchenwieners)

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

(via rosiedoll)

dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

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(via hotguysandpizza)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via hotguysandpizza)

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

(via narcotic)

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

(via hotguysandpizza)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via theyellowbrickroad)

lolthatsme:

Me in math class after summer vacation

image

(via totally-relatable)

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

(via timetotimewarp)