finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via pau1y)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via g-iggle)

yesthisiskenzie:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

it’s not fair that that happens

(via pau1y)

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(via g-iggle)

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via g-iggle)

(via g-iggle)

internetanimeboy:

drunk in love deleted scenes

internetanimeboy:

drunk in love deleted scenes

(via g-iggle)

(via g-iggle)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(via g-iggle)

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

image

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euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

(via wimpynoodle)